Post by skillz on Sept 19, 2007 18:40:07 GMT -5
“target dead sir!” yelled one of the marines gleefully. “awesome… your first grunt you killed, congratulations…here’s your reward…” the MasterCheif shoots the marine square in the head. “you killed him sir! You killed him!” screamed another marine as he kneeled down to the headless marine. “yeah…” said the MasterCheif as he shot the other marine. Out of know where, an Elite comes down. “rrrrraaaarrrrggghhh!!!!!!” cries the Elite as he takes out an Energy Sword. “oh im so scared…” the Elite lowers the sword and looks at the MasterCheif like hes mentally retarded. “what??!? I rode a camel and a gay warthog to get here! Your such an idiioott!! Wooooww…..” “ok, I challenge you to a duel to the death. Winner gets to escape with their life.” Said the MasterCheif. “alright,” replied the Elite “ let’s do this you evil dragonfly!” The Elite raises his sword ready to chop the Masterchief. Then all of a sudden, the MasterCheif disappears. “oh my god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not again!!!!!! I hate it when those dumb retards turn off their Xboxes!!!!!!!!!!!! Aarrggh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“sir, the Covenant are taking control of the tower, we need to get it back!” said a marine as she approached the MasterCheif. “and if we don’t?” said the MasterCheif, eyeing the marine like a fish with popcorn in its scales. “uhhhh…” said the marine, looked from left to right, “good point I’ll go tell john-“ BAM! A shot nails the marine in the head. The MasterCheif gives Johnson a thumbs-up.
“Excellency…the humans have taken one of our ships!” said a Grunt in its very annoying voice. A deep voice replies back, “yeah, its just to bad we hooked it up to Halo’s energy core, so when the MasterCheif destroys the Halo,” The Elite takes out The Flood book, “the ship will kill every single human on that ship, including the Demon…”
“wow Excellency!!!! That’s a great plan! You should get an award!!!” “did somebody say ‘reward’?” as a green metal figure walks toward the Elite and the Grunt. The elite looks at the MasterCheif. “ah dangit. My plan fails as usual…” the Elite takes out a plasma rifle and shoots himself in the head and dies. “huh, that’s weird, I was gonna give him this chocolate frosted muffin.” The grunt takes the muffin and looks at it, “may I have it??” “yeah whatever.” Replies the MasterCheif as he shoots the Grunt in the head.
“owned.”
“sir, the Covenant are taking control of the tower, we need to get it back!” said a marine as she approached the MasterCheif. “and if we don’t?” said the MasterCheif, eyeing the marine like a fish with popcorn in its scales. “uhhhh…” said the marine, looked from left to right, “good point I’ll go tell john-“ BAM! A shot nails the marine in the head. The MasterCheif gives Johnson a thumbs-up.
“Excellency…the humans have taken one of our ships!” said a Grunt in its very annoying voice. A deep voice replies back, “yeah, its just to bad we hooked it up to Halo’s energy core, so when the MasterCheif destroys the Halo,” The Elite takes out The Flood book, “the ship will kill every single human on that ship, including the Demon…”
“wow Excellency!!!! That’s a great plan! You should get an award!!!” “did somebody say ‘reward’?” as a green metal figure walks toward the Elite and the Grunt. The elite looks at the MasterCheif. “ah dangit. My plan fails as usual…” the Elite takes out a plasma rifle and shoots himself in the head and dies. “huh, that’s weird, I was gonna give him this chocolate frosted muffin.” The grunt takes the muffin and looks at it, “may I have it??” “yeah whatever.” Replies the MasterCheif as he shoots the Grunt in the head.
“owned.”
